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Sorry foodie friends but seriously the culmination of human culinary achievement is without question… Panda Express Orange Chicken.
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Dear Mini Cream Cheese Manufacturer, please adjust quantity to provide for both halves of my bagel. I’m sick of eating the second one plain. Thank you. Sincerely, Everybody.
- "Before heading into a meeting with top executives at my company I decided to borrow hand lotion from a co-worker. Now I smell like a Bath and Body Works store. - “The bottom line is that the acquisition is favorable and we… yes, yes I know. No, actually it’s Peach Strawberry Passion. No I don’t have anymore. No sir, you can’t smell my hands."
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FYI - “I’m going to read The Hunger Games and get a ton of other stuff done” - false statement.
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Hello San Diego!
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Dare Greatly.
A Personal Favorite. From “The Man In The Arena” Speech
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
- Theodore Roosevelt
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Story of my life…
This is my life. It's crazy. And fast. And full of adventures. And full of love. And full of laughter. And buildings. And my city. And good food. And great friends. And amazing family. And photographs. And scotch. And baseball. And my beautiful wife. And my little dog. And I would not have it any other way. I am not trying to make any huge statement with this site. Just telling my story. I hope you enjoy it. Because I do. Much love. - Brett
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